Dont worry, the king lives

Don’t worry, the king lives… Hi Everyone, As youve now heard, Mr. Peterson is going offline to studyuhh (something in the media lab I dont understand), for a year. So my task is to keep the trains running efficiently during that time. Now, I may decide to paint them a different color, speed them up, or move around their schedules, but in truth, my main goal for this next year is mostly just to not break anything. (For the clueless, these metaphorical trains Im referencing refer to certain specific work responsibilities in the Admissions office and my assumption of said responsibilities for this period of 12 months.) By the way, my name is Chris too. Actually, lets address that first. As you may already know, we have a pretty serious there are too many people named Chris problem here in the admissions office. That being the case, Ive noticed that people have begun to employ some different tactics in addressing this issue. In my free time, Ive been cataloging and evaluating these tactics and Ive come to a conclusion regarding their efficacy. I will say that mostly any method you use to address me is fine. The only tactic Ive seen that I dont find effective however (and this is only applicable for any students or staff who might see me in person) is the clever hallway trick of, I dont remember his name so Im just going to look down at my phone because Im hoping its going to start ringing technique. Anyway, that said here are a list of names that I have already responded succesfully to in both in-person and email formats: Labs LB LaBounty Mr. LaBounty Sir And although they are perfectly descriptive, I would not suggest using any of these Bald Chris Old Chris Big Chris Other than that, and since I’ve just recently wrote my bio page (look left) â€" I don’t have a lot to add here now. Ill leave you instead with a couple random facts: I’m from San Francisco, I love University of Oregon Football, and I can cook pretty much anything. Talk soon,